|
TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Valentine's Entry #5
|
CATEGORY
|
SCORE
|
|
1. Chewing/Shredding:
|
telephone cord
"I chewed three phone cords to pieces in two days?
I demolished one of them while mom was right in
the middle of reading her PB mail. Woo hoo!
She really yelled at me for that one"
[When Tough Buns hop, e-mail bounces. HAR-HAR.
(1 BONUS POINT for efficiency and 1 BONUS POINT for
slave baiting)]
|
1+1+1=3
|
|
2. Peeing/Spraying:
|
on the couch
"did I mention that I still poop and pee on the couch?"
[Gives a new meaning to Whoo-pee cushion.]
|
2
|
|
8. Threatening or menacing humans:
|
chasing/mating
"But I'm still the toughest bun in town. Last night,
just to prove that I'm still a manly bun, I circled
her feet and tried to mate them for an hour."
[She drives me *nuts* with those Victoria Secret socks -
the holes are in all the right places!]
|
2
|
ignoring slaves
"she spent all this time making me a fancy basket to
sleep in when I'm in her office. I totally ignored it,
even when she put a tempting papaya tablet in it.
Buaaaahahaha! I'm sooooo mean."
[This FuzzBucket ain't gittin' in no basket!]
|
1
|
|
TOTAL POINTS:
|
8
|
|
PREVIOUS TOTAL:
|
47
|
|
TOTAL POINTS (to date):
|
55
|
CURRENT STANDINGS
|
|
Place
|
BAD Bunny
|
Points (BBQ*)
|
|
1
|
Flashie
|
72
|
|
2
|
Luna
|
66
|
|
3
|
Valentine
|
55
|
|
4
|
Bundaar
|
40
|
|
4
|
Trixie
|
40
|
|
5
|
Rex McCarpet
|
37
|
|
6
|
Pickles
|
34
|
|
7
|
Marti
|
31
|
|
8
|
Voodoo
|
22
|
|
9
|
Bommel and Hoppel
|
21
|
|
10
|
Fiver
|
18
|
|
11
|
Rudie
|
12
|
|
12
|
Bun-Bun
|
10
|
|
12
|
Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
|
10
|
|
13
|
Oliver
|
9
|
|
14
|
Shredder
|
6
|
|
14
|
Winston
|
6
|
|
14
|
Kiwi and Foofoo
|
6
|
|
Senior Tough Bun category
|
|
1
|
Crapper (struggling to recover)
|
32
|
|
2
|
Bunnicula
|
18
|
*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
|
|
|
