Prosecutor Marcia Chark & Judge Ash Eat-Oats here,
We blew all our bri-, er uh, travel advance money in Vegas on
the Rabbette Wheel and BunJack table, then snuck out of The
Bunny Ford Detox Clinic (again), to announce:
PB Promotions
proudly presents
*** TOUGH BUN CONTEST'S ***
"Champion Tough Bun of 1997"
(Ooh - this makes my whiskers vibrate and my butt fur twitch!)
The Champion Tough Bunette of 1997 is Luna!!!
Hail to the Queen!
[...thundering applause from furry paws clapping...]
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Luna
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114
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2
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Marti
|
102
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3
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Flashie
|
98
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4
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Trixie
|
85
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5
|
Bundaar
|
78
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6
|
Junior
|
74
|
|
7
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Winston
|
72
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|
8
|
Harley
|
66
|
|
9
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Valentine
|
55
|
|
10
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Pepper
|
45
|
|
11
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Rex McCarpet
|
37
|
|
12
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Fiver
|
35
|
|
13
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Pickles
|
34
|
|
14
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Macabee Mathias
|
31
|
|
15
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Voodoo
|
22
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|
16
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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|
17
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Mysti
|
15
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|
18
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Shredder
|
14
|
|
19
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Peace Aluna
|
13
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|
20
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Rudie
|
12
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|
21
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Bun-Bun
|
10
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|
21
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Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
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10
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|
22
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Oliver
|
9
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23
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Kiwi and Foofoo
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6
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Senior Tough Bun category
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|
1
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Crapper (got a wife, not a life)
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32
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2
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Bunnicula
|
18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
A record amount of damage perpetrated upon households this
year. SO's tortured incessantly. YIPPEEE!
Congratulations to all participants. You are all winners;
your slaves are all losers! HAR-HAR-HAR.
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
(suitcases stuffed full with cilantro, shades & fake
passports ready, last seen boarding a plane for Rio)
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