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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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Slave's ankles
"Oh, and one time, while Mom and Dad were trying to get romantic,
I bit Mom on her bare thigh. Not pay attention to me, will they?"
[DOUBLE bonus points TIMING]
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2X5=10
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tickling slaves
"Then they got amnesia after 4 months, and left me out again while
they were getting all gooshy. I annoyed Dad by brushing my furry
body against his legs, but he put me away before I could bite him.
however, I did tickle his feet with my whiskers, heh. That oughta
teach them.
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1
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"I've also been chewing on Dad's Birkenstock's, Mom's purse, Mom's
expensive Doc Martens, any books or letters which happen to be
lying on the ground."
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5x3=15
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computer mouse/modem cable
"I also snipped through the mouse cord on the computer,
but Dad caught me in time."
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2
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2. Peeing/Spraying
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soaking carpet
"Once I found out how much I was trailing, I peed on the carpet
every day this week. And I'm not talking a little tiny squirt,
nephews, I'm talking about a full hose down of a spot. I probably
soaked through in several places, heh heh.
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7x2=14
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soaking bed sheets
I also peed on the bedding in the Rabbitat 6 hours after Mom changed it.
[1 BONUS POINT FOR TIMING]
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1+2=3
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3. Pooping (outside litterbox)
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marking territory
"I've also been covering the bunny room with poop. The carpet's too yellow,
and I thought I'd put something nicer there, har."
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1
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4. Digging
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tossing all litter out of litterbox
"Flash dug up the litterboxes in our room, and we both
threw the litterbox down the ramp several times."
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1
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5. Stealth
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covering up by starting another mess
(the "wildfire" technique)
"On the day Mom was due back, I turned the litterbox upside down
and blinked at her innocently when she came back. While the
sitter was cleaning out one of my litter boxes, I noticed that
she had left the computer keyboard on the floor!
I shredded the cord so badly that the keyboard had to be replaced."
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3
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melting slave's heart with soft, sweet buck eyes
"She still thinks that I'm the cutest thing on earth, though."
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2
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getting other bunny blamed for perpetrated incident
"The greatest thing though, is that even if I'm a big toughbun,
they always introduce Flashie as "the evil one" and me as
"the sweet mellow guy". Har! I have fooled all the guests!
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5
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covering up by starting another mess
(the "wildfire" technique)
"Then while they think I'm cute, I chew on their shoes. :)"
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3
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8. Threatening or menacing slaves
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terrorizing bunnysitter
"When the slaves left for a weekend, I terrorized the bunny sitter."
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1
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growl, bite, etc
"Mom is also afraid to put pellets in my dish when I'm nearby.
I lunge really fast at the dish and growl when she puts the pellets
in, so now she tries to slamdunk it in to avoid my teeth!
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3
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growl, bite, etc
And when I conveniently ignore the pellets, so that Mom has to rattle
the dish, she feels that she has to do it really fast, or else she'll
lose a finger. :)
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3
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TOTAL POINTS:
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66
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PREVIOUS TOTAL:
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6
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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72
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