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Thanksgiving Declaration of Devotion - Mom's Form
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DECLARATION OF DEVOTION
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I, ______Cristina______, in eternal gratitude for being
(name of lowly slave)
allowed to serve my Lordly Lagomorph,
_______Charcoal________,
(name of Supreme Bunny)
by _feeding him cilantro @ $1.49/bunch everyday_, do hereby
(list services rendered in perpetual bondage)
kneel down in humble worship and give thanks for:
___him chewing the wood frames in a house which is not mine___
(describe dastardly deeds perpetrated upon lowly slave)
________digging, clawing, biting and peeing on my feet________
(or humiliation suffered at furry feets of said Majestic Morf)
________allowing me to clean his litterbox twice daily________
(or rewards given to slave for adoration of Lapine Lord)
___escaping and letting me find him after crying my eyes out__,
(or embarrassment to slave caused by Idolized Exalted Furball)
and promise to provide my Furry Object of Adoration all the
comforts to which he/she so rightfully deserves on this
Thanksgiving, Thursday, the 27th day of November, 1997.
Signed:
__Cristina Forbes, bunny dupe__
(signature of victimized vassal)
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