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Paul's Poop Story Request
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Date: Thu Jul 11 12:59:58 1996
Subject: CORRECTED Re: Goodbye (was Re: Stupid Question)
On Thu, 11 Jul 1996 08:07 Laura T. wrote:
> Just remember... Paul's Poop story (and Charky and Ash's response to it)
> can be found at http://www.magpage.com/~laurat/petbunny/
> paulpoop.html
HAH-HAH!
then, on Thu, 11 Jul 1996 11:16, "Mr. Peanut" (Paul H.)
wrote:
> Izzatso? Well, just for that, I'm back! 8-P~~~~~~ THPPPFFFFFT!
Hiya, Uncle Paul!
Charcoal and Ash, your poor little NEPHs who were found abandoned
in a dark, cold, scary dumpster -- alone, shivering and starving --
here...
We just KNEW that you wouldn't leave *us*! Who is going to tell
us our *favorite* bedtime story then? How will be able to fall
asleep without a "gargling moose" sound in the background? Sort
of like a babbling brook for us. Ahhh... all is *right* with
the world!
If you do not want to tell us our FAVORITE BEDTIME STORY OF ALL TIME,
then maybe you can tell us *other* stories instead? What other
embarrassing^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H inventive things have you done
with poops? (Note: ^H is the keyboard mapping for the key.)
[ears perked up for new bedtime story]
We *promise* to keep it a secret!
Charky and Ash [furry paws crossed behind backs]
"Once upon a time, in a thicket far, far away..."
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