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Paul's Poop Story Request
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On Wed, 8 Jan 1997, Cindy wrote:
> >It's still the funniest thing I've *ever* read
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> Are you sure? I thought Paul's "peanut" story was the funniest.
Yes, yes, YES! Uncle Paul's story is our favorite bedtime story too!
BU-WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Uncle Paul ("Mr. Peanut" Paul H.), will you tell us the Peanut
Story again? It's such *classic* PETBUNNY lore... Puh-leazzzze?
Now, now, NOW!
Your poor, abandoned-in-a-cold-dark-dumpster-as-newborns,
without-food-and-water, in-a-drafty-wooden-crate, dogs-
circling-in-the-cold-moonlight, about-to-be-crushed-in-the-
trash-compactor-of-a-garbage-truck nephews,
Charky and Ash
[tucked in, cozy & warm, with ears perked way up high]
PLEASE! Huh? PLEASE!!!
"Once upon a time in a thicket far, far away..." [Ahhh]
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