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Uncle Paul's Poop Song
Hey, Uncle Paul ("Mr. Peanut", Paul H.)!
Your *darling* nephews (or "two pestiferous punks", as you once called us), Charcoal & Ash, here.
In your honor, we have just written a little song, which we have entitled:
"Uncle Paul's Poop Song"
The teensy-weensy Muffy had just pooped all about.
Along came Uncle Paul to toss the "raisins" out.
Up came his (left) hand to gobble down some goobers,
But "#!^&*Gaaak-Arrg-PfffbbbLLLt-Phooo!@^*#" he was such a loser!
ROTFLOFAO (rolling on the floor, laughing our furry a**es off)
So, what do ya think, Uncle Paul? It was speshully written for
*you*, by your nephews who were found abandoned in a dark, cold,
scary dumpster -- alone, shivering and starving...
But NOW we are all warm and snuggled in bed, tucked in and waiting
for a new bedtime story. Please, Uncle Paul, PLEEEAAASE tell us
another one, just as good as our *favorite* bedtime story of all
time! PLEEEAAASE, now, now, NOW! For us and for all the new bunnies
on PB, hmmm?
Our cute, little black-tipped ears are all perked up and ready! =:3
"Once upon a time in a thicket far, far away..." Ahhh.
Charcoal & Ash
falling into RWM (rapid whisker movement) sleep
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